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Stupid Ninjas! You can't kill us! We have all the Booty!



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2007-08-08 [Pillowthief]: Hahaha, yar.

2007-08-09 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: I had gotten my hopes up T_T
thought this was finally going to give me all the answers I needed T_T

2007-08-09 [Pillowthief]: Bwahaha! Pirates win again!

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Pshaw!!

You just wait.

2007-08-10 [Pillowthief]: We have the booty + ninja suck = Pirates win.

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Ninja's have stealth.

2007-08-10 [Pillowthief]: Hmm... I'd rather have booty myself. Poor ninjas, I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: yeah, well.
Thats about all you got.

2007-08-10 [Pillowthief]: We got ships, scallywags, rum, wenches, booty, and of course, treasure maps to more booty! Much better than stealth. :P

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Ships sink.
wenches are usually ugly and need to bathe.
Treasure maps can be set on fire.
Rum can be poisoned.

2007-08-10 [Pillowthief]: Life sucks and we all die. Thats how the world works. Pirates just have lower expectations on what we get out of it.

And what about the booty? We still have that!

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: What about the booty?
Its not that special.

2007-08-12 [Pillowthief]: That's because your've never had it you jealous little ninja. Come to the dark side...

2007-08-12 [Pillowthief]: And why would you poison rum?!?

2007-08-12 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Pshaw. No way.


I never said I would, I'm just saying it could happen.

2007-08-13 [xhideously-t.a.k]: ......I think he's right o.o;

2007-08-13 [Pillowthief]: No one would dare stoop as low as poisoning rum. Ive never even seen it done in the movies, which is saying alot.

2007-08-13 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: It could happen!!

2007-08-13 [Little Lion Man]: -_- you scared the crap out of me. I thought for sure I'd have to yell at you. >.<

2007-08-13 [Little Lion Man]: I'm sorry, but anyone who can still kick the crap out of you WHILE not spilling a drop of grog is much better than some pansy that hides in the shadow's. =]

2007-08-14 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: We dont hide... we blend into them.

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